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If I were co-sitting Calvin with her I likely would not be averse helping her avoid any child abuse charges.
Q: How do you stop fish from smelling?
A: Cut off their noses!
Maybe it’s just a way to dislodge Leslie. Hey… It could happen!
Well, if he made it for himself but says nothing to that effect to her then it’s extra points for him!
OMG! What if Bernice turns into another Hyacinth Bucket???
Ack-chooly it’s turtles, er… barrels all the way down!
Take care of the spider problem??? I think if the song it correct it’s a bird. But don’t forget: An old woman hasta swallow em all first!!
Hey! It’s okay if you use a trebuchet as depicted in the final panel of today’s strip.
Harmless? Well many spiders do tend to be shy and retiring –except for the Brazilian Wandering spider which is highly venomous and very aggressive!!
‘FLORP’ is funny, yes, but the feet should be webbed for a goose!
If I were co-sitting Calvin with her I likely would not be averse helping her avoid any child abuse charges.
I understand from an Elementary School Principal friend of mine that using a sock full of sand leaves no bruises! [Hint-hint!]