I remember a friend pointing out once, he couldn’t understand why someone had ‘HOT’ ‘TIE’ printed on the ass of their sweatpants, then realized it should have been closer together for ‘HOTTIE’
My mom actually left a bowl of Cheerios out once on the counter, and one of the cats peed in them. Suffice to say, yes, someone did pee in her Cheerios.
No such thing as a good IPA. Tried 505 IPA once, tasted like Smokey Bear peed in a pine tree.