Oh the Green Grocer Man is a-comin’ down the street, / Oh please let it be for me! / O-ho the Green Grocer Man is a-comin’ down the street, / I wish, I wish I knew what it could be!
Maybe your avatar should be Goldilocks. Not long ago it was too hot to leave the house and now it’s too cold. :o) It’s probably because cooler temperatures feel colder in Malta than in other places though.
Here’s a thought… could Affie be using Andy Capp to send coded messages to @Number Three the way Sally Tomato used Holly Golightly in Breakfast at Tiffany’s? Funny or not funny, good mood or bad mood, the green grocer, Leo, Mr. Bean, the heat… it all makes sense now! Affie is a mob boss in Malta!
How about just don’t have kids? That way it saves a lot of grief and misery for everyone involved.