Alice, where are you going?Upstairs, to take a bath.Alice, with legs like toothpicksAnd a neck like a giraffe.Alice stepped in the bathtubPulled out the plug and thenCall the plumber! What a shame!There goes Alice down the drain!Alice, where are you going?Glub, glub, glub.
I used to sing that to my kids after giving them a bath.
I homeschooled my kids. We had baseball teams, there is even a homeschool baseball world series. We had proms, very, very nice proms, and other school dances. Band, choir, debate, public speaking, drama, field trips, and other opportunities, all top-notch. I don’t know about football, though. We also had many different choices as far as taking classes in the high school subjects I wasn’t qualified to teach.Here’s a link to a picture from one of the proms a few years back: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150714009193170&set=a.10150713997648170.392749.552773169&type=3&theater
We had a guy who was supposed to be fixing our furnace, in a condo we were renting, which was in the attic. He fell through the ceiling in TWO different rooms, the bathroom and our baby’s room. What a mess THAT was to clean up! And yes, I had to clean it up. . . he could barely even walk after that.
This guy. . . he didn’t even bring a ladder the first time he came. . . he wanted to use my kid’s Little Tykes slide (made for a maximum of 70 lbs.) to get into the attic! I said no, and he had to go get a ladder and come back.
We adopted one of our daughters from Russia when she was 13. She had a lot of dental work to be done and she was TERRIFIED, and rightly so. In Russia she had had teeth pulled and cavities drilled and filled with no novocaine.
Alice, where are you going?Upstairs, to take a bath.Alice, with legs like toothpicksAnd a neck like a giraffe.Alice stepped in the bathtubPulled out the plug and thenCall the plumber! What a shame!There goes Alice down the drain!Alice, where are you going?Glub, glub, glub.
I used to sing that to my kids after giving them a bath.