Elf farts contain more methane due to the glucose content of sugar plums.
That’s not vague, that’s succinct.
He needs crustacean baton twirlers as float accompaniment.
That $600 was three months of working at Weenie Barn.
RJ is a connoisseur of snack cakes. He can differentiate Little Debbie from Hostess and give the precise percentage of carrageenan in the cake in question.
Molecular cramps? That’s gotta hurt.
And poachers
Tiger heaven is a branch of human hell populated by rich big game hunters.
Yeah. Pennying was a common prank at my college. That and shoving toilet rolls into the toilets to block them.
Left behind by Dill’s brothers
Elf farts contain more methane due to the glucose content of sugar plums.