That offends me…
Me too, with a nice bit of sharp cheddar
Definitely a Snow Man then…
Two old guys were watching the game when a little old lady stripped and streaked across the field. “Wow” said one “Isn’t that your wife, what is she wearing”? “I don’t know, but it needs ironing”.
At the Game..
Don’t worry, He’s promised they’ll be cheaper.
I remember my parents phone, you had to lift the mouthpiece off the cradle and then crank the handle to connect to the operator.
Easy Rider..
Is anything worn under your kilt? No it’s all in perfect order..
Bacon..
That offends me…