Easy Rider..
Is anything worn under your kilt? No it’s all in perfect order..
Bacon..
Turned out it was a fake anyway
Talking to my barber about my losing my thinning hair, I asked him if he had anything to keep it in. He gave me a matchbox…
Couldn’t give it a ‘like’
Abbott and Costello,
They mutate into Tupperware lids that don’t match anything.
Depends if he’s going to be Cremated..
Terry Pratchett’s ‘The Amazing Maurice and Educated Rodents’. Book and Movie.
Easy Rider..