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GreenIrishEyes Free

Snarky, and proud of it.

Recent Comments

  1. 22 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I swear that Pastis has a microscope on my life.

  2. about 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Ask women how we feel about “gender neutral” bathrooms. You might get a different response from what men say.

  3. 6 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

    LOL — this happened to me last summer when I toured Europe! The clerk at my first hotel explained ahead of time (well, he tried to explain, but I didn’t really understand). I got it, though, when I took the card out of the slot and all the lights (and TV) went out, unexpectedly plunging the room into total darkness.

  4. 7 months ago on Mike Luckovich

    And in an orange jumpsuit, to match his spray-on “tan.”

  5. 11 months ago on FoxTrot

    This one is going up in my (high school math) classroom!

  6. over 1 year ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Oh, dear. If he blows up Acme, then where will Wile E. Coyote’s shop for supplies to try thwarting the Roadrunner?

  7. over 1 year ago on Non Sequitur

    Seinfeld made this point 30 years ago.

  8. over 1 year ago on Non Sequitur

    You don’t have to be psychic to recognize these guys.

  9. over 1 year ago on Non Sequitur

    When I attended Indiana University in 1974, there was a music store in town called “Caveat Emptor.” I was introduced to Bartok, Vivaldi and Randy Newman there. It was truly a goovy place.

  10. almost 2 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Unfortunately, bed is NOT an option. <*sobs*>