The trick with hazelnut trees is to grow them as a standard (at least 7ft of bare trunk below the lowest branches) and wrap a thin sheet of metal around the trunk – might work with bird feeders.
I remember thinking the same one time when I came out of the Royal Academy (an art gallery in London, England) and went into Green Park. I think this one’s been published before on this site. Is wiley on holiday – more power to him if he is – he’s the best cartoonist around IMHO, now that Gary Larson has retired? (I’m British in case you’re wondering, and no, I’m not happy about Brexit).
Very small jury – has avoiding jury duty become institutionalized in the US?