Recent Comments

1. 17 days ago on Crabgrass

   Yeah, polar bears are an enormous apex predator. You’d have to breathe fire, spit poison, and shoot lasers from your eyes to seem like a threat to them.

2. about 1 month ago on Red and Rover

   Martin, Red’s older brother, changes hair color occasionally.

3. about 1 month ago on Red and Rover

   There’s a drop.

4. about 1 month ago on Crabgrass

   The movie ’Baby’s Day Out’ is a prime example of this. Three grown men couldn’t handle a small baby. They did an excellent job of finding misfortune, though.

5. 2 months ago on Pickles

   Opal’s the only one who yells. Earl just turns his hearing aid off and stares at ‘Matlock’.

6. 2 months ago on Pickles

   A big, widescreen LCD TV doesn’t weigh much. A big, widescreen CRT TV requires multiple people to move. Our old living room TV had a lot in common with a blacksmith’s anvil.

7. 2 months ago on Pickles

   He’s wearing that armchair every single day, all day. He’s pretty much safe in terms of St. Patrick’s Day.

8. 2 months ago on Pickles

   Opal’s brain is not Y2K-compatible.

9. 2 months ago on Pickles

   Yawning is caused by reading comic strips about yawning. I should know, I’ve yawned about thirty times now.

10. 3 months ago on Pickles

    I never seem to remember that, no matter how many times I look it up. My card sighs every time I pull it out.