“I could be wrong, but I’m not sure Downward-Dive is a real yoga pose.”
Food bowl sounds like it could be a sport. Does that count?
“You’re not paranoid, Turkey. It’s common to feel a bit nervous when you’ve been invited to a Thanksgiving feast with a group of strangers.”
At least birds fly to and from their nests. If he had squirrel nests, they’d be digging their sharp claws into his bark every day.
Which is older, that joke, or the magazines in his doctor’s waiting room?
I will be performing a turkey breast reduction procedure next week, and transplanting what I remove into my stomach.
AstroCat is boldly going where no cat has gone before…
“This one is my wife taking a selfie at the Grand Canyon. And this one was taken a few days later at her funeral. Closed casket, of course.”
Does that solution also remove hair? If it does, that would be a neet idea. You’d nair need a haircut again.
Except his toenails; Andy Bear can’t trim what he can’t see.
“I could be wrong, but I’m not sure Downward-Dive is a real yoga pose.”