And just when you think you’ve got things all figured out, Reality bites in the-you-know-where.
You can take the girl out of the house, but you can’t take the frump out of the girl.
Love Gordo’s girlfriend’s side glance. Take heart, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, dates mechanics because they love to tinker on things for hours and make them run fast.
OH, I wish I had used that on my high school history test.
OMG! Bill Waterson is time traveler.
Do you two ever swap spit anymore?
Easy, Mike. Biden wants to build a better future where the unicorns can roam and play. Trump wants to hunt them down and exterminate them.
Open the windows, Rick. The situation room needs more ventilation.
Too much nutmeg is dangerous, also.
This is a perfect example why pet owners don’t get the extra hour of sleep when we drop back from Daylight Saving Time.
And just when you think you’ve got things all figured out, Reality bites in the-you-know-where.