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1. about 10 hours ago on Reality Check

   I bet they also have a tin full of Danish shortbread biscuits where grandma’s sewing kit should be.

2. about 10 hours ago on WuMo

   Where does it say they are Adam and Eve? They could just as easily be a pair of nudists.

3. 4 days ago on Ten Cats

   I wouldn’t be surprised if Chesney’s “natural charm” hasn’t got him worse in the past.

4. 6 days ago on Off the Mark

   German sausages are the wurst.

5. 7 days ago on Crumb

   Its just like when I give my Dog a bath. He insists I get wet too.

6. 9 days ago on The Other Coast

   I have a Border Collie called Shilo, that’s him in my avatar, and I know everyone says their dog is clever but to this day I do not know how my dog figured out how to do this. We were out playing with the frisbee on a particular windy day. I threw the frisbee into the wind so that the wind would catch it and it wouldn’t get carried away in the wind. Shilo, saw what I did, but instead of following the frisbee he ran a few yards in the same direction as the wind was blowing then just sat down. The frisbee got caught in the wind and was blown back towards him and when it was right over him he just jumped up and caught it. My Border Collie gave me a lesson in work smarter, not harder that day.

7. 9 days ago on The Other Coast

   A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’

   He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard a voice….say, ‘Jesus is watching you.’

   Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. ‘Did you say that?’ he hissed at the parrot.

   ‘Yep’, the parrot confessed, then squawked, ‘I’m just trying to warn you that he is watching you.’ The burglar relaxed. ‘Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?’

   ‘I’m Moses.’ replied the bird.

   ‘Moses?’ the burglar laughed. ‘What kind of people would name a bird Moses?’

   ‘The same kind of people that would name their Rottweiler Jesus.’

8. 9 days ago on Off the Mark

   ♪♪"All we are saying, is give peas an chance".♫♫

9. 11 days ago on The Other Coast

   I have done that and I agree wholeheartedly. But I he rescued me more than I rescued him.

10. 14 days ago on Rubes

    So there was a clash of personalities?