Get the Advanced Pole System from Wild Birds Unlimited with the squirrel baffle and place the pole 10 feet from a fence or tree branch. Problem solved.
That’s fine for a few seconds on a straight clear road to scare your kids, but this was in rush hour traffic on a road with some curves. If something had hit the fan, it would have been ugly.
Saw a woman putting on eyeliner using the rearview mirror, at about 60 mph. But the one that still gives me the shivers is the yuppie in the BMW going 75 down the interstate, newspaper spread across the steering wheel, Starbucks cup in his left hand and holding his cell phone in his right. WTF was he steering with?
No purple suit!