Recent Comments

1. 2 months ago on Broom Hilda

   Originally, it was “I love you with all my intestines.”

2. 3 months ago on The Duplex

   I’m on my second FlowBee. Not exactly cheap, but three or four haircuts and it is paid for. My friend got one, wife uses it on his back hair.

3. 4 months ago on B.C.

   It has been illegal to swim in the Seine since 1922. “Eu” should be spelled “Ewwww!”

4. 4 months ago on B.C.

   Who else is old enough to remember when the two female characters were “Fat Broad” and “Cute Chick?”

5. 4 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   And if played backwards, it says “Turn me on, dead man.” Another “clue” to Paul being an imposter. It’s from the Two Virgins album which featured John and Yoko nude on the front and back covers. In the US, it was released as the “White Album.”

6. 6 months ago on Shoe

   A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer in your pants. (Mary Tyler Moore Show)

7. 6 months ago on Sherman's Lagoon

   I went to the Burger King in Santa Cruz, CA and ordered a Jumbo Jack. When the manager, who was Hispanic, brought it to me, he called it a “Yummo Yack.”

8. 6 months ago on Non Sequitur

   The Bible begins with “In the big inning…”

9. 7 months ago on Pickles

   I’m wearing a nylon jacket I had in high school. It’s tattered on the cuffs and the pockets are torn, but it’s fine for sitting in front of the computer on a cold morning. I graduated from high school in 1964 so that jacket is over 50 years old. It pays to be single. A wife would have tossed it out years ago.

10. 7 months ago on B.C.

    “Don’t get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house” Johnny Carson