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  1. 3 days ago on Stone Soup

    Maybe she should get a spine and kick the freeloader out.

  2. 6 days ago on Baby Blues

    At least she’s writing things down instead of entering stuff into a computer, tablet, or phone. If she really wants to confuse Hammie, she should learn cursive!

  3. 11 days ago on Brewster Rockit

    I’ve known people who kep the tree up all year long, redecorating it for whatever occasion was coming up next: Valentine Day, Mardi Gras, Easter, Fourth of July, etc.

  4. 11 days ago on Baby Blues

    Well, after all, it IS Boxing Day!

  5. 13 days ago on Pickles

    I like green bean casserole — as long as I only get it once or twice a year. Any more often than that would remove its mystique and make it just another side dish.

  6. 13 days ago on FoxTrot Classics

    Our son was always good at guessing what was in his presents. So one year I broke a glass jar and put the fragments inside a small box that I sealed well with package tape to make sure the glass stayed in the box. Then we put it inside the box with one of his gifts. When he shook it, he was startled to hear broken glass rattling. He never guessed what was in that box. We saved the “glass box” and used it (along with other red herrings) for several years to try to disguise what he was getting for Christmas. It almost became a game with us vs. the gift shaker.

  7. 14 days ago on Shoe

    Too obvious. Make fudge or brownies out of it first.

  8. 14 days ago on Pickles

    We’re in the same situation this year, but neither of us can have cookies so no need in even baking them. Christmas will be more or less like any other day for us.

  9. 17 days ago on Pickles

    Or as my mother-in-law used to say, “I don’t want anything that has to be fed, watered, or dusted!”

  10. 20 days ago on Baby Blues

    “Does it have your name on it”“No….”“Then let whoever’s name is on it open it. You can open any boxes that come with your name on them.”