Recent Comments

1. almost 8 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   This strip is forking ridiculous.

2. almost 8 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Staged yelling.

3. almost 8 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Why does the Bar prevent a lawyer from having sex with his client?

   To keep the lawyer from billing twice for essentially the same thing.

4. almost 8 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   What’s brown and looks good on a lawyer?

   A Doberman

5. almost 8 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   As a public service, the top five charities in terms of efficiency (percent of donations that go to the actual cause):

   #5. Invisible Children — 80%

   #4. World Vision — 85%

   #3. Doctors Without Borders — 86%

   #2. American Red Cross — 92%

   #1. Help Rat Raise $85,000 — 100%

   Well now, the choice is clear.

6. almost 8 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   In God we trust — all others pay cash.

7. almost 8 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Secret sow-vice.

8. almost 8 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Pigita has every right to be upset. Those blocks are not big at all.

9. almost 8 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   We used to have a sign in our university apartment, “When all else fails, lower your standards”.

10. almost 8 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Larry is easily pacified.