Cable TV, Calvin? We cut the cable more than a year ago. Not only did we not have to dust off the VCR and the Laserdisc, neither of which would work despite a swift kick, we had to submit ourselves to the printed page. Wow! You know what is really great? Reading Silas Marner! First time in tenth grade (detest it!); Fast forward (forgive the expression) fifty years and YOWZA! A great book. Better than the movie. But, I bet you have already read the classics, right? Ok, Hobbes, I know you want to see the National Geographics Channel. Suck it up, Feline!
…executive order. …and tomorrow, he will…