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  1. 16 days ago on Non Sequitur

    that looks vaguely creepy, where exactly does he want that thumb (inserted?). The location of the sign says it’s not good…maybe he should invest in gerbils.

    Or not. Animal abuse.

  2. 17 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    You know how these systems work, they’ll impose draconian “moral” sanctions on the Servant Class but the Aristocracy can be as perverse as they wish, especially in victimizing anyone of the Servant Class (and then blaming THEM for being morally compromised).

  3. 17 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Oh, not to worry. 45/47 won’t let REAL statistics get out anyway. Not if they make him “look bad” (like anything could be worse than what comes out of his pie/burger hole).

    So from here out, the stats will be “beautiful, the best ever” and if you’re dying of heat prostration, you’re just being obstructionist and trying to “make him look bad”.

    Reality is irrelevant unless it fits his agenda

  4. 17 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    if he plays the bongos, is that

    Al Gore Rhythm?

  5. about 1 month ago on Pearls Before Swine

    is that where spam comes from?

  6. about 1 month ago on Mike du Jour

    I had to expand it to see the baby was actually a baby – I expected a little yappy dog in the carrier.

  7. about 1 month ago on Pearls Before Swine

    AND it doesn’t matter whether or not your wife gets vomitous at the idea, she’d better PRETEND to like it and say nice things

    or he’ll “get revenge”

    on you

  8. about 1 month ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Doubt it, he’d probably have to prostate himself before the court and beg for mercy

  9. about 1 month ago on Non Sequitur

    maybe he should have oxed nicely

  10. about 1 month ago on Non Sequitur

    In the current age, when we’re NOT dying at 30 as it was when those instinct were formed, using our brains is how we survive. We use logic and experience (including vicarious) to CONTROL our instincts if we’re to have any kind of civilization, and there are too d@mn many of us to survive without some sort of social agreement that does not indulge mere instinct.

    Instincts do have a place, there’s no substitute for getting a “vibe” about a person or circumstance that one doesn’t have enough data about to make a purely logical decision. But it seems to me that kind of instinct is the result of controlling primitive urges.