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  1. about 7 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    On the oPun Road

    Beatrixia: Thanks for coming along with us to the oPyramid Library, Bev. Elvis-Anum will have fun transcribing these scrolls.

    Beaver Lee Cleary: I’m looking forward to it. I’m sure Elvis and I will have some great discussions.

    Iggy: And I’m looking forward to getting together with Iron Glove and Wally to design Lupinium-Proof shelving.

    Enter Snowfall Braggart (Boo, Hiss)

    Snowfall: That’ll be quite enough, Orb People. Now, hand over all your scrolls and your treasures.

    Bev: These scrolls are the treasures.

    Snowfall: And if you don’t want to see them burnt right before your eyes, I suggest you do as I say. Why else do you think I have this lit torch in the middle of the day?

    Bea: Either let us through, or I’ll swat you silly.

    Snowfall: Very well. I tried to be reasonable. Now those scrolls will be no more.

    SPLASH!

    Snowfall: My fur! It’s going to take me hours to dry off!

    Enter several desert rats

    First Desert Rat: We heard there could be trouble. I’m Joe Cotton, fabric merchant.

    Snowfall: I know you used to be a highway robber like Amon-Merchant and Azibo.

    Joe: That was before we met with some feisty kittens. It was more productive to go into retail.

    Iggy: How did you know there might be trouble?

    Joe: Some friends let us know.

    Bea: Really? Who?

    Friends: We’ll never tell!

  2. about 23 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

    No worries. It was established that the Library was burned due to a freak thunderstorm. As for Snowfall Braggart, well, he always gets his.

  3. 1 day ago on Breaking Cat News

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    At the Afar Public Library and Café

    Beatrixia: Thank you so much for letting us see these scrolls, Bev. I’ll arrange for Elvis-Anum to come with his staff to make copies.

    Beaver Lee Cleary: That will be great, Bea. And then they can make copies using the newly invented movable press.

    Patrice Possum: But that wasn’t supposed to be invented for centuries!

    Bea: True. But why wait until the last minute?

    On the oPun Road

    Snowfall Braggart: The kingdoms think they have outwitted me, but I’ll have the last laugh! Let them have their spice plurals and cheese. I’ll see about those scrolls!

  4. 1 day ago on Breaking Cat News

    I’m sorry to hear about your MIL’s accident. Sending prayers, purrayers, and Power of the Paw from Jojo and me.

  5. 2 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    Queen Catshepsut the Golden: So now Snowfall Braggart wants to monopolize the cheese market.

    Amon-Merchant: That is so, Your Majesty. Since he has unable to take over the spice plural market, he wants to rule something else.

    Queen Cat: This goes against everything my fellow monarchs and I believe in about free trade.

    Azibo: We fear he may try to take over the honey market as well.

    Queen Cat: I think Queen Titania and the Xanadu Hive workers will have something to say about that.

    Dooky Ferret: As for the cheese, Your Majesty, Tinker, Evers, Chance, and I are keeping a weather eye out for any untoward activity.

    Queen Cat: That is most reassuring. Now I believe Elvis-Anum has some news.

    Elvis: I have reason to believe that my apprentices and I will be transcribing some newly discovered scrolls in the near future. And Iggy and his friends are designing some Lupinium-proof shelves.

  6. 3 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    At the Royal Kitchen

    Thomios: Thank you for all your help, my friends.

    Rusty Owl: It was our pleasure. We enjoy the opportunity to help with the spice transportation.

    Sue Chef: We have prepared a dish of Tasty Tilapia and other delicacies for our owl friends.

    Rusty: It’s not part of our usual cuisine, but do you have cheese available?

    Thomios: We are pleased to prepare a charcuterie tray for you.

    Speckle Owl: We have heard rumors about the availability of cheese.

    Sue Chef: Oh?

    Speckle: Since the moles and we have been able to get around Snowfall Braggart’s spice monopoly, he is going to try to corner the cheese market.

    Thomios: Thank you for the heads up. We will plan accordingly.

  7. 3 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    Coldplay: Viva La Vida

    I wanna rule the world

    Bulldoze and build my empire

    And every morning observe what I own

    Woe to those who would dare to oppose!

    …….

    And when I roll the dice

    It would never come up snake eyes

    Listen as the crowds all sing

    Snowball Taggart is the one who is gonna be king!

    …….

    This minute I hold the key

    But I feel opposition will be

    Strong and determined and I do believe

    There is going to be heck to pay

    And I’m not going to have my way!

    …….

    I feel Angora and Kit opposing

    Bandit and Paisley have chosen

    To be on the side of right and good

    And things will turn out just as they should

    And for some reason that I can’t explain

    I know that Cat won’t call my name!

    And I feel that they will have won

    When the story is said and Dunn!

  8. 4 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    As a reminder, we have met Patrice Possum before. She is the cousin from Down Under of Obadiah Opossum.

  9. 4 days ago on Breaking Cat News
    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    At the Ceiling Can Be a Floor Culinary School

    Floofnet the Joyous: Amon-Merchant and Azibo came through for us! We have plenty of speices (German pronunciation) for our Yule Day banquet.

    Amon-Merchant: I wish we could take the credit, but we have Wicket and the Temple Owls and Digby and the Lawn Potato team to thank.

    Floof: No matter. It will be the best Yule Day Banquet ever.

    Azibo: Don’t you say that every year?

    Floof: It’s true. Each banquet gets better and better.

    Patrice Possum, Sous Chef: I still think Snowfall Braggart is up to no good. You know he’s not one to give up.

    Floof: I heard he might try to corner the cheese market.

    Patrice: No worries! I’ll just have a chat with Dook Ferret and his mates.

    Amon: Snowfall is no match for Tinker, Evers, and Chance!

  10. 4 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    Alan Jay Lerner and Frederick Loewe: Just You Wait

    Just you wait, Snowball Taggart, just you wait!

    You’ll be sorry but your tears will be too late

    So you’ll make a lot of money!

    Will it help you? Don’t be funny!

    Just you wait, Snowball Taggart, just you wait!

    …….

    Just you wait, Snowball Taggard, you’ll be sad

    When you’re betrayed by that rotten guy named Brad!

    You’ll get yours from Dr. Mittens

    Or get conked by Paisley’s kittens,

    Just you wait, Snowball Taggart, just you wait!

    …….

    Ooh, Snowball Taggart!

    With your nice expensive boots upon your feet!

    Ooh, Snowball Taggart!

    Just when you want to have a Nom Nom Treat!

    They will take your treats away and give you kale chips any day!

    Just you wait, Snowball Taggart, just you wait!

    …….

    One day you’ll regret this, you’re a spoiled brat

    Don’t forget you just might get a visit from Cat!

    Just suppose that you hear from the Cat of all Cats!

    And judges your nasty scheme, you prat!

    Cat: I will not let you upset your daughter and her friends

    You will learn, Snowball that the means don’t justify the ends!

    Snowball: Alright, Cat, I will do what ever I want to do,

    What will happen if I don’t listen to you?

    “You don’t want to know that!” Cat replies. “You’re in for a nasty surprise!”

    And again, Snowball Taggart, you’ll get yours!

    You’ll get more than you ever bargained for!

    So you enjoy your boots and hat,

    While you can, you spoiled brat!

    Oh, ho, ho, Snowball Taggart!

    Down you’ll go, Snowball Taggart!

    Just you wait!