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  1. about 2 hours ago on Luann

    Luann is being so hum…an.

  2. about 3 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

    The Rascals: A Beautiful Morning

    It’s a beautiful morning, ah!

    I think I’ll just sit right here and watch the tree,

    Just drink my fresh hot coffee

    No sense in getting the zoomies right now

    The weather’s fine, I’ve got the time

    I’ll watch the outdoors and plan my beautiful day.

    …….

    It’s a beautiful morning, ah!

    Sitting right here inside the house, with Buzzy Mouse!

    I’m gonna enjoy the view

    Just gonna hang around

    What I’ve found

    It’s so good when the sun shines

    I am here inside (here inside)

    I’ll abide (here inside) ooh, ooh ah!

    I love all my friends but sometimes I must try it

    Watching the scene right here where it’s quiet

    Seems to me that we must take a rest

    It is best, it’s all blest!

    ooh, ooh ooh ah!

    ooh, ooh ooh ah!

    ooh, ooh ooh ah!

  3. 1 day ago on Breaking Cat News

    All honorary Punn State alumni.

  4. 1 day ago on Breaking Cat News

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    Thomios: I am happy to announce we are having a banquet tonight of Tasty Tilapia with a vegetable medley and crispy potatoes.

    Queen Catshepsut the Golden: That’s lovely, Thomios. Now, before we eat we must sing the vegetable medley.

    All: Broccoli, red pepper, carrots, and spinach, too!

    I can sing a medley, sing a medley, sing a medley, too!

    Eat them with your eyes, eat them with your eyes,

    Sing every veggie you see!

    You can sing a medley, sing a medley

    Sing along with me!

    Queen Cat: And now we eat!

    Iggy: How did the vegetable medley come about?

    Puckmosis: There was an ancient scroll from Julia Kitten that contained the words. It was also discovered that the medley was delicious.

    Ora Z: I think it’s time to explore the 651.5 at the Pretty Good Library.

  5. 2 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    Sending purrayers and prayers to you and yours.

  6. 2 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    At the Royal Palace

    Alice-Ata: Alright, I think we should gather some more information for the Chalk and Cheese segment of the Cheese Taking Symposium.

    Agnes-Ata: Some of the classic scrolls might have some information. I’m sure I’ve read some things in Ms Demeanor’s scroll Ms Demeanor’s Guide to Insufferably Correct Behavior.

    Alice: There’s also Mrs. Bee’s Book of Pyramid Management.

    Agnes: I think a trip to the Pretty Good Library is in order.

    At the Pretty Good Library

    Beatrixia: Hello, Ladies. Are you coming to the Chalk and Cheese Buffet next week?

    Agnes: We wouldn’t miss it.

    Alice: And it’s great research for the Punn State Cheese Taking Symposium.

    Bea: Oh, are you the keynote speakers?

    Alice: Yes. Anything to encourage the next generation of Procurers.

  7. 3 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    On Board the Water Cat Fishing Boat

    Ta-Natash: I spy a school of Tasty Tilapia to port!

    Fresh Water Cat: Break out the nets!

    Salt Water Cat: Prepare to cast nets!

    Iggy: Ready to haul in the catch!

    Tash: There’s going to be a great fish banquet tonight!

    …….

    Sometime Later at the Royal Kitchen

    Thomios: I’m planning on Tasty Tilapia Three Ways with Crispy Potatoes and a Vegetable Medley.

    Elvis-Anum: Great idea. I’ll prepare a medley of songs to go with it.

    Sue Chef: And what should we have for dessert?

    Thomios: Of course Chocolate Everything is always popular, but I’d like to have something a bit more fruity. Do we have any cake?

    Sue Chef: Yes. How about Strawberry Short Cake with Whipped Cream?

    Thomios: Always a favorite. And I know who would like to make the whipped cream.

    Ora Zed: It’s me, Little O, You know!

  8. 3 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    The Moody Blues: I’m Just a Singer in a Rock and Roll Band

    I’m just a-wondering ’bout the new scratching post

    All made of smooth satin, that’s what it appears to be

    We all are wondering if it is the same as we see

    And if you want to find out the true nature of things

    And if you really want to find out the truth, ask Goldie!

    I’m just a house cat, not a deadly panther!

    …….

    Exploration is important we want to find out new things

    But being careful ’bout safety is also quite key

    To have one who can detect and determine the truth

    With a swat and a run, what a help it would be!

    Sometimes we are afraid until we realize the truth

    And know that we need not fear the unknown, just like me

    I’m just a house cat, not a deadly panther!

    …….

    People don’t understand

    A small and sleek black kitty may just be a house cat

    Who loves ham and a scritch

    And when you see a satin cactus you do not need to fear

    It’s just a scratching post!

    …….

    A ferocious panther may just be completely misjudged

    I’m just a house cat, not a deadly panther!

    I’m just a house cat, not a deadly panther!

    I’m just a house cat, not a deadly panther!

  9. 4 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    At the Royal Palace

    Violet-Ifa: Alice, I think planning for Thomios’ Chalk and Cheese buffet might be a good topic for the next Cheese Taking seminar.

    Alice-Ata: Do you have details?

    Vi: Thomios wants to have a charcuterie buffet where participants may partake while making pictures with pastels.

    Alice: A bit of alliteration there.

    Vi: We have to include pecorino.

    Alice: I’m sure we can procure some.

    At the Royal Kitchen

    Sue Chef: Did you hear giggling?

    Thomios: I think we can go ahead with plans for the Chalk and Cheese buffet.

    At the Nile Harbor

    Ta-Natash: Ahoy Fisher Cats! I see you’re going on a fishing run. Can you take a passenger aboard?

    Salt Water Cat: Certainly. The procurers are welcome any time.

    Tash: I see you have a bit of rigging to fix. I’ll bet you have just the cat to make the fix.

    Iggy: I think I hear the voice of a procurer! Is that you, Tash?

    Tash: It’s me. And with any luck we’ll have a lovely seafood supper this evening.

  10. 5 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    At the Cosmo Nursery

    Agnes-Ata: How did you decide to create a Smiling Cactus sculpture?

    Sophititi: We met the Smiling Cactus when we were visiting with Trevor-Hotep awhile ago. Would like to meet our model?

    Agnes: Sure.

    Soph: Sourire, this is Royal Procurer Agnes-Ata. Agnes, Sourire.

    Agnes: Pleased to meet you.

    Sourire: The pleasure is mine.

    Agnes: How did you come to be here?

    Sourire: With the help of the Ancient and Accepted Procurers’ Guild. More than that I cannot tell.

    Agnes: Got ya. I’m sure the Artisans will make a lovely sculpture.

    At the Royal Kitchen

    Thomios: I think I’d like to host a cheese buffet and drawing with pastels event.

    Sue Chef: You mean like a Chalk and Cheese buffet.

    Thomios: Exactly. We need to figure out the best cheeses to serve.

    Sue Chef: And a few other charcuterie items as well.

    Violet-Ifa: Don’t be surprised if you hear the sound of giggling soon.

    Thomios: There’s no telling when that happens. We will be most appreciative.

    Vi: You know, I think what to serve at a Chalk and Cheese event may be just the topic for our next Cheese Taking seminar. I’ve got to find Alice and tell her.

    Sue Chef: Look forward to it.