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1. about 1 month ago on Monty

   Crom! My mistake.

2. about 1 month ago on Monty

   America’s funniest fails.

3. about 1 month ago on Monty

   Back in college, my friend had a coaster brake bike, on which the brakes didn’t work very well anymore; he asked me to fix it. I disassembled the hub, and being inexperienced, I “fixed” the brakes by degreasing the drum and brass shoes with ether, nice and squeaky clean. My friend took the bike out, and the very first time he applied the brakes the wheel locked up solid. He couldn’t even roll it home, he had to carry it. Finding me later, he shook a scored and shredded brake shoe in my face.

4. about 1 month ago on Monty

   It’s a Jewish tradition to write G-d thusly, out of respect, to not use the full word except in prayer. Maybe Pokeystick used a variant of that.

5. about 1 month ago on Monty

   Well, to be fair, that could’ve happened to a deer with big antlers. Then again, nah.

6. about 1 month ago on Monty

   Yes, but then they’ll be crawling in the middle of a trackless sand desert under a pitiless sun.

7. about 1 month ago on Monty

   I was wondering about that, but this has to be high tide already, otherwise that coconut tree wouldn’t have survived. It wouldn’t anyway, but let’s not be pedantic.

8. about 1 month ago on Monty

   Those guys have the worst luck, getting marooned on tiny tropical islands for the umpteenth time.

9. about 2 months ago on Monty

   None at all. If it went exactly as planned, he would still end up a soaking soapy mess, plus with scratches all over his arms and legs. Aside from that, not a bad idea.

10. about 2 months ago on Monty

    The eyes have to be pointed in slightly different directions.