1) Reading is fundamental, especially if you need help to get out!
2) Blame the radio station for playing “How Much is That Doggie in the Window”!
3) Bozo either got a good shot of the boat in the harbor or Bozann falling backwards into the drink!
But they were only a year off on the Cubs winning a World Series (happened in 2016).
Your dream house had the opportunity to view Heathcliff yukking it up with three Abe Lincoln-lookalikes?
There, they each get a piece, and nobody’s happy.
1) There’s no fishing here because there are no fish, period.
2) Yes, we’ll happily give you new shoelaces. And why not a whole new wardrobe to go with it?
3) The dog must’ve dug up the hole to retrieve Bozo’s hole in one.
Well, Calvin’s right about any idiot can become famous, even if it’s just for 15 minutes or so.
Nice try, Charlie Brown, but at least be comforted Santa won’t give you a rock like you got on Halloween.
Then after you get hit by the cement truck, others will say “Why don’t they look?”
I remember a Garfield with Friends episode where during a dream sequence, Jon (with Garfield’s body and personality) twirled Odie’s ears together and sent him flying like a helicopter to Garfield’s (with Jon’s body and personality) dismay.
1) Bozo didn’t realize the boss locked his regular cigars in his cabinet at night, and left the exploding ones for that sort of situation!
2) You think that was something? I have another pair just like them!
3) Bozo’s hand is quicker than Fingers’ eyes!
1) Reading is fundamental, especially if you need help to get out!
2) Blame the radio station for playing “How Much is That Doggie in the Window”!
3) Bozo either got a good shot of the boat in the harbor or Bozann falling backwards into the drink!