(Giggle!) You make me think of why the Can-Can Dance was popular… and why it was banned.
For Those Who Want To Know… the Can-Can Dancers wore undergarments that had an open space between the legs. The high kicks reveled this. But some dancers forgo the notion of the garment. And just to throw in a bit more scandal into the scene… some of the watchers of the dancers found that some of the dancers were not female.
I’m trying to imagine what would happen next. My lack of imagination can only come up with the AARP card holder waking up with a massive headache (and cussing) laying down in a church pew. Matins is going to be a long one!
Going through my deceased spouses old stuff… I found a brass placard. Put a wire on it and hung it up next to my door. “Beware of Occupant”