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  1. over 7 years ago on Drabble

    the alternative to getting older is more depressing

  2. over 7 years ago on Shoe

    You’re not going to lose weight stimulating your appetite. Health comes from your plate, not the gym, and the real diet is higher fat than the medical-industrial complex will sell you.

  3. over 7 years ago on Frank and Ernest

    On Christmas eve I made that comment after my dad was B.&M. about how he wouldn’t trust driverless cars. I said “There’s already lots of driverless cars out there” and he paused a solid 30 seconds.

  4. almost 8 years ago on Frank and Ernest

    Pratchett had a Sergeant Colon bit about this. Something like “Guarding the Brass Bridge is an important job. Imagine how embarrassing if one shift it up and disappeared! It’s a good thing I’m hear to make sure no clever boys come and nick it”

  5. almost 8 years ago on Ziggy

    It would be just one bit funnier if there wasn’t an actual pie in the scene. “I got pi at the cake shop” is much funnier.