You’re not going to lose weight stimulating your appetite. Health comes from your plate, not the gym, and the real diet is higher fat than the medical-industrial complex will sell you.
On Christmas eve I made that comment after my dad was B.&M. about how he wouldn’t trust driverless cars. I said “There’s already lots of driverless cars out there” and he paused a solid 30 seconds.
Pratchett had a Sergeant Colon bit about this. Something like “Guarding the Brass Bridge is an important job. Imagine how embarrassing if one shift it up and disappeared! It’s a good thing I’m hear to make sure no clever boys come and nick it”
the alternative to getting older is more depressing