A cat with any type of stringy thing is bound to attract other cats. This is not going to end well for anybody. Especially Tortimer since he will probably get indigestion sucking up that entire length once he gets his teeth into it.
I think it was George Carlin who suggested that everyone is allocated a suction cup dart gun. You shoot the trunk of the car being driven by the “maniac” or “moron” when they do something stupid. When they accumulate three darts, the police get to write them a ticket for being an idiot.
I thought for sure Goldie was going to be the first one to ride the vacuum. Although Lupin is the Cat of Adventure, I would have thought his over-sensitivity to vibrations would have placed him third on the list. Elvis would have been last because riding a robot vacuum would be undignified.
I was hoping the giant first letters were going to provide some secret message… Or at least a Rick-Roll. But all we get is JAY J.
There still could be a secret message, but it seems to elude me.