“I’d walk a mile for a Camel.”
When our dad died at 45, Mom went to work in the school cafeteria. I ate lots of school lunches.
“Why a duck, why not a chicken?”
Couldn’t find my car keys. I was sitting on them.
Unfair to"Feline Americans"
I walked right into that one. Nice job!
The celery stalks at midnight!
So does Santa, I think
How about a “Pooping” Santa?
I didn’t put it down, I’m not picking it up!
“I’d walk a mile for a Camel.”