They say even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Why do I want to wash my hands every time I see this character? He’s two-dimensional.
Maybe more like, “Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwww!”
Well, yes. Rat has paid his dues, time after time.
One of my German Shepherds would wake me up with a large hairy paw on my face. They are both gone now. I sure miss being woken up that way.
The tigers could be permitted to stalk and pounce, just no eating.
Remember the line from SNL? “Did you hear about the eclipse? The moon came out early!”
How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?
It depends on the size of the roof, and how thin you slice the lawyers.
This is the mellowest I’ve ever seen Sedine’s mom.
Country clubs suck the fun out of everything. If they had a bowling alley, I suppose they would frown on me using “overhand.”
They say even a broken clock is right twice a day.