Recent Comments

1. 7 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I only use toothpaste that has been through a horse’s tubes.

2. 7 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   “It also featured a gun, a beer and the singer’s Daddy.” “Nope, still nine million”

3. 7 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   If you moved to Delaware, you would only need to vote three times.

4. 13 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Burial?

5. 13 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   2016: “I am here to declare my presidential candidacy.” “Have you ever held public office?” “No” “Do you understand the legal definition of treason?” “When anyone disrespects me.” “Will you abide by the results of the election?” “Only if I win.” “Welcome to the Republican ticket, Mr. Trump!”

6. 21 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   “Side effects may include loss of bodily autonomy, depending on outcome.”

7. 23 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   “Democracy” does not mean having many choices. It means having many choosers.

8. 28 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I will believe people can fly when people fly.

9. 28 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Name one.

10. about 1 month ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Pig’s caught in a “Catch22”. If you are intelligent enough to know you need a disability placard because you are as dumb as rocks, you are not dumb as rocks.