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1. over 5 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Sow Carolina

2. almost 6 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   What succeeds?

   A parrot that can’t close its beak.

3. almost 6 years ago on Luann

   Put it in flight mode?

4. almost 6 years ago on Luann

   She could take out her own card and settle it each month by a transfer from the monitored card. If that doesn’t fly then start paying for everything in cash.

5. almost 6 years ago on Luann

   That’s better than him doing something that made him feel lighter!

6. almost 6 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Your Chopin Liszt?

7. almost 6 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Then Rat put up some flashing lights and asked Pig to check if they were working. Pig called out “Yes they are! Oh no they’re not. Ah yes, they are!. No, they’re not …”

8. almost 6 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   CLANGGGG!

   https://youtu.be/Ccq7cn5l8Ic?t=12

9. about 6 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Rat: “Hey Pig, what are you doing with that aquarium?”

   Pig: “I figured Wanda must be lonely so I bought her some tropical fish as pets. I thought she could put the tank in her bedroom and then she’ll see her pets first thing each morning. I’m heading over to her house now – I can’t wait to see how she reacts to this surprise!”

   … Later, at Wanda’s front door ….

   Pig: “OK Wanda. You’re gonna be sleeping with da fishes!”

   … Wanda faints.

10. about 6 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Scene 2. Wanda at front door. Rat answers.

    Wanda: “I’m returning these. It’s a better idea you put them up here so I don’t have to see inside your house.”

    Rat: “Whadd’ya mean?”

    Wanda: “It’s curtains for YOU, ya dirty rat!”