I always snicker when I see a Hummer on the street, but it has nothing to do with anyone’s penis size. It’s just, how can anyone be dumb enough to buy one of those things? They guzzle gas, they’re a nightmare to handle, and they’re not even all that roomy inside.
GM stopped making them years ago. Guess they ran out of suckers.
In Illinois there’s a lawyer whose specialty (one of them, anyway) is helping lottery winners avoid publicity. The trick is to start a phony corporation, then claim the prize in the corporation’s name.
This was originally a Peanuts joke.