Not to worry—-The FISH and GUM stores have extended holiday hours.
No, Ralphie Boy isn’t just now decorating his tree—He started after Thanksgiving.
Sorry, fellas—You already missed Krampusnacht.
Always hit the litter box before weighing.
Please, please let it be the videotape from The Ring.
Please bring me some word helmets, flying gum, a ham car, and a new writer.
Glitter lawsuits, huh? Now we know why the Valentine strip club shuttered.
“See, I told you!—Stand by a window or in a doorway for just a moment, and random idiocy occurs.”
No, the cussing and vulgarities are coming from Ed, who ran out of tape and is using a hot glue gun.
Olly olly oxen humor-free.
Not to worry—-The FISH and GUM stores have extended holiday hours.