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1. 6 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Homemade bombs? What was he planning to do, blow the house up?

2. 8 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   It’s all in his head.

3. 20 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   This is first grade stuff. The distance from B to C is 5 inches, and if it’s twice as far from A to C, then the answer is 10 inches. Calvin’s just too stupid (or lazy) to do simple math.

4. 3 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Yeah. Dad lives in the real world. Everyone else does, and so should Calvin. I mean, you’d think a kid would learn the difference between fantasy and reality.

   Calvin: Fantasy?! I didn’t imagine that bike attacking me!

5. 7 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   I think he/she meant that if the contents of something are no good, the presentation is just as worthless.

6. 7 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Not quite. Quoting from the Aesop fable “The Fox and the Mask”, outside show is a poor substitute for inner worth. This means that if the inner quality of something is bad, the outer quality is no good either.

7. 10 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Calvin, school is neither the time nor the place to be a smart aleck.

8. 10 months ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Future Calvin: “How come you live in this house with Mom instead of an apartment with several scantily-clad female roommates?” What kind of a question is that to ask at your age?

   Calvin: I dunno.

   Future Calvin: (thinking) And to think, I was once this little rapscallion.

   Calvin: (thinking) Am I really gonna grow up to be this guy?

9. 10 months ago on Garfield

   I think it’s time Binky considered a new line of work, since he obviously doesn’t have the right attitude for a clown.

10. 11 months ago on Peanuts

    Snoopy: It’s hero time!

    Ben Tennyson: Hey, that’s my line!