Recent Comments

1. about 3 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Don’t give ex-president Narcissist any ideas.

2. over 3 years ago on Doonesbury

   His book will be one long sentence: 12 years to life.

3. about 4 years ago on Looks Good on Paper

   It’s the T shirt. Can’t be worn by a potato-headed person. Therefore, we have to conclude that Mom is married to a regular human being, which would explain potato children with arms and legs, but it raises ethical questions about human/vegetable love.

4. over 4 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   And there’s no way the genie got a tan in the lamp, so he must be a brown-skinned illegal alien. Run, genie, run!

5. over 4 years ago on Luann Againn

   So all of you are saying dogs can’t talk???

6. over 4 years ago on Moderately Confused

   As a Floridian, I resemble that comic.

7. over 4 years ago on Moderately Confused

   Our loss.

8. over 4 years ago on Moderately Confused

   What America needs now more than ever is a boring president, so we can return to thinking about important things.

9. over 4 years ago on Doonesbury

   Welcome to facism.

10. over 4 years ago on Doonesbury

    I taught freshman English at a Florida public university some years ago, and one of my students (who was on a wrestling scholarship) misspelled the pronoun “I” in an assignment. He spelled it “eye.” The department head told me to try to give him a “D” rather than an “F” for the class.