True story: I was at Penney’s with my wife when she asked me, “Does this dress make me look fat?” I noted that all activity stopped in the whole fitting rooms area and it got really quiet. I deadpan replied, “I don’t know, your beauty has struck me blind.” The WHOLE place roared with laughter!! Two women said they pee’d themselves and rushed off to the rest room. A clerk, at a nearby register, was laughing so hard that she had to stop working and compose herself.
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True story: I was at Penney’s with my wife when she asked me, “Does this dress make me look fat?” I noted that all activity stopped in the whole fitting rooms area and it got really quiet. I deadpan replied, “I don’t know, your beauty has struck me blind.” The WHOLE place roared with laughter!! Two women said they pee’d themselves and rushed off to the rest room. A clerk, at a nearby register, was laughing so hard that she had to stop working and compose herself.