In other news, I once had a dimwitted coworker, who came into my cubicle and pointed to something on my computer screen with a red pen. She actually touched the screen, and I was never able to get that mark off.
They will have to cut that sucker with a chainsaw when I was a kid my uncle brought a huge chocolate bar for Christmas and we almost needed a hammer to break it up
When my kids were a little, I put them in summer camp when I worked instead of childcare. One weekend it was a beautiful day and they were watching TV. I was about to tell them to go outside and enjoy the fresh air. When I realize they were in fresh air five days a week I let them sit and watch TV.
Oh, the regret is yet to come. Just wait.