As a life long resident of Alabama, I think you might want to visit before you decide we haven’t moved on since the 60’s. Particularly the Birmingham area.
Okay well at the very least maybe we will do some catching up on whatever Luann and Bernice have been up to while we’ve been observing the growth and education of Tiffany. Also known as “Ann’s latest Demise”. I would speculate on what could possibly be over for Bernice, but that’s been pretty well covered already in the other comments.
Speaking as a fellow mother, I get what Nancy is feeling. Even the mildest mannered mother is liable to become a savage, ravenous, revenge monster if our children or extended children are hurt by someone who is supposed to be a responsible adult.
As a life long resident of Alabama, I think you might want to visit before you decide we haven’t moved on since the 60’s. Particularly the Birmingham area.