My thought exactly!
In your dreams, pal.
Now I know why I can’t find them anymore.
“I watched a Hallmark movie backwards. A woman in an ugly Christmas sweater dumped her loser, small town boyfriend to pursue a law career in NYC where she lived happily ever after in pencil skirts and amazing shoes.” —Crystal Lowery
Smile if you’re a predator.
Is that a VHS tape?
All I ever want from any day is ice cream, so I’m pretty much with Amelia, here.
Kevin, that’s some very sharp reasoning.
Actually, it’s not an unreasonable question.
The Parsnip
The parsnip, children, I repeat
Is simply an anemic beet.
Some people call the parsnip edible;
Myself, I find this claim incredible.
—Ogden Nash
My thought exactly!