I gave my honey a fistfull of cash and told her to get some stuff for the kids. She replied “I got all their stuff.” and tucked the $$ in her pocket. Well, that was easy.
“This just in to the Panda News Desk…trump causing chaos in America’s government, by collapsing the budget needed to run the government, and he’s not even sworn in. On the bright side, it appears, speaker mikey johnson is headed for the trash bin. So long pal. This has been a Panda Newsflash. We return you now, to your comic strip, already in progress.”
Banana? Any chance of an Alien Parasite?
When the firstborn came, my job was to count the fingers and toes. 5,5,5 and 5.
Good luck with the kid.