I like to give to charity because I dress like a homeless person, and the looks on people’s faces when they see me putting $20 in a charity bucket gives me the giggles.
My eyes are like that too, but also one looks slightly up and one looks slightly down now. And lately they’ve each been seeing double on their own, which is a weird thing I didn’t even know was possible.
Getting old is like discovering brand new superpowers that nobody ever asked for!
I’ve walked into many a door since the change from mat sensors to motion detectors. Apparently I’m invisible, but weighty.