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Algolei I Free

What the -- how did I get here?! Where am I!?

Recent Comments

  1. about 19 hours ago on Back to B.C.

    I’ve walked into many a door since the change from mat sensors to motion detectors. Apparently I’m invisible, but weighty.

  2. about 19 hours ago on Doonesbury

    Nieces and nephews are easier and cheaper.

  3. about 19 hours ago on Pooch Cafe

    Mallets are excellent tools for making bones.

  4. about 19 hours ago on Questionable Quotebook

    I like to give to charity because I dress like a homeless person, and the looks on people’s faces when they see me putting $20 in a charity bucket gives me the giggles.

  5. about 19 hours ago on Rudy Park

    And also he likes licorice.

  6. about 19 hours ago on Basic Instructions

    I ate the person I am.

  7. about 20 hours ago on Crabgrass

    Or Mrs. Claus!

  8. 3 days ago on Back to B.C.

    My eyes are like that too, but also one looks slightly up and one looks slightly down now. And lately they’ve each been seeing double on their own, which is a weird thing I didn’t even know was possible.

    Getting old is like discovering brand new superpowers that nobody ever asked for!

  9. 3 days ago on The Buckets

    You haven’t slept well until you’ve slept in a nest.

  10. 3 days ago on Get Fuzzy

    Bucky invented TikTok?