I would have expected him to have better night vision or at least use his phone.
That’s his biggest fan? I hope he has air conditioning.
“A new excuse is ahead of me!” – Captain Procrastination
I’m not sure, but I think that qualifies as a “red flag”.
An insufficiency of ducks.
It’s not a lasso, it’s a pair of concrete boots!
My immediate response? Well, duh!
What can your $1000 phone do that my $75 no-contract phone can’t?
The trouble with running from your problems is that they often know a short cut.
That’s how my mom taught me to cook! I didn’t learn a thing either.
I would have expected him to have better night vision or at least use his phone.