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  1. about 20 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I’m surprised that he never thought of that before. It seems like such a perfect fit!

  2. about 20 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    That’s exactly why I never got my driver’s license. Under pressure I have a hard time telling my left from my right. I didn’t want to try it in a moving vehicle.

  3. about 20 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I find that this usually works, “Please tell me your name! I’ve forgotten it!”

  4. about 20 hours ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I still dream. I’ve just recalibrated my dreams so they’re more realistic and achievable.

  5. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

    An optimist.

  6. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Assuming the dog isn’t fixed of course.

  7. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Maybe he’s not a swan. He could be a blue-footed booby. They don’t mate for life either.

  8. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I once saw an inspirational message that missed the mark. It said “Today is the last day of the rest of your life”. Cheery, isn’t it?

  9. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Maybe not, but I’ve seen a lioness adopt a baby antelope.

  10. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I don’t think I could eat something I have to wrestle with to get it off my fork.