Gun-toting men love their guns! In every time and season! Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be their heads aren’t screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps, that their shoes are too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all May be that their xxxxxes are two sizes too small.
With apologies to the Dr. Seuss and the Grinch.
Gun-toting men love their guns! In every time and season! Now, please don’t ask why. No one quite knows the reason. It could be their heads aren’t screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps, that their shoes are too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all May be that their xxxxxes are two sizes too small.