I had a middle school math class where students measured and then drew their faces on graph paper. The teacher said “This sounds weird, but believe me: YOUR EYES ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR FACE.” I didn’t believe him, so my picture turned out freakish. I’ve gotten it right ever since.
How anyone could figure this version is less like Ernie Bushmiller’s original than Gilchrist’s was is puzzling to me. OJ is as close to Bushmiller without being a complete ripoff as I can imagine, and I’m here for it.
This could 100% be an Olivia Jaimes gag.