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1. 6 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   I recall seeing a truck driving around carrying a load of “portable facilities”. Half labeled “Elton John” and half labeled “Olivia Newton-John”..

2. about 1 month ago on Breaking Cat News

   I was told once long ago that quantum mechanics were the guys that performed maintenance on Australian airliners….

3. about 2 months ago on Breaking Cat News

   I wonder how many readers are old enough to remember where that line came from….

4. 6 months ago on Breaking Cat News

   She Who Must Be Obeyed.

5. 7 months ago on Breaking Cat News

   You could probably go to Heck for that line….

6. 8 months ago on Breaking Cat News

   Which reminds me..“How do you get down from an elephant?”“You don’t get down from an elephant. You get down from a duck!…”(I got a million of’em…)

7. about 1 year ago on Breaking Cat News

   The Dept of Defense is requesting that everyone who has two belly buttons donate one of them to the Navel Reserve…..

8. over 1 year ago on Breaking Cat News

   A large number of years ago I was watching the Steve Allen show on TV (That oughta put it in the early 60’s, I think). One skit that I particularly remember starred Steve, and Louis Nye (one of his supporting comedians). Steve is playing the part of a commentator or TV news reporter, interviewing Louis, playing a rather nearsighted, dopey looking absent minded professor who is apparently just about to speak. The “professor” is doddering around, trying to pick up some papers, obviously a prepared speech or whatever on the subject at hand. Steve: “Professor Hooflung, are you ready to give us your report?”(Professor continues trying to grab the paper with a large set of tweezers)Steve (again): “Professor, are you ready to give us your report?”(Professor continues trying to manipulate the report)Steve: “Professor, why are you using the tongs for your report?”Professor, looking up for the first time: “What?”Steve (exasperated, loudly): “TONGS FOR YOUR REPORT!!”Professor smiles shyly and says “You’re welcome.”

   Like I keep saying, I got a million of’em.

9. over 1 year ago on Breaking Cat News

   Woop Woop…..A small, imaginary town/location in outback Australia……

10. almost 2 years ago on Breaking Cat News

    And there’s the butcher who took a seagull in trade for a pound of sausage…. He took a tern for the wurst.