No, the worst way is being punched a million times first, kicked in the nether regions, have acupuncture (that doesn’t do anything), get choked/drowned but you don’t die at the last second, then slide down a slide made of razor blades, then repeat until the “Victim” dies… (But if “Underage” then scold first)
(If you think there is a more painful alternative, please reply…)
Honestly, I think if Ellen had the Bacon/Nachos perfume some of her “Crushes” might (1) keel over, (2) follow her, or (3) inhale her “fumes” and Ellen gets creeped out or takes advantage of the situation…
egg EGG EGG?