Recent Comments

1. 7 days ago on Back to B.C.

   It ain’t over ’til the fat lady springs!

2. 7 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   E.D. = electile dysfunction??

3. 23 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Screams of “Gaaaarrr!!” resound…..

4. about 1 month ago on Doonesbury

   Slightly off-track, but I learned today that when I die, I can donate my heart pacemaker to a pet hospital (depending on how much battery life is left at the time). It can then be used to save a dog – this makes my heart happy!! :) I thought that I will tell as many people as possible.

5. about 2 months ago on Bloom County

   I quit smoking and took up smirking!

6. about 2 months ago on For Better or For Worse

   This thread is making me shrink!

7. about 2 months ago on Get Fuzzy

   By re-arranging the words a bit, you get ‘Deranged Trump Syndrome’ …. that sounds more like it!

8. 3 months ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   This is not quite right – what they did was lay off the attendant who served the salad, and saved her salary – her name was Olive Snitchenbaum.

9. 3 months ago on Get Fuzzy

   Galumpha Snitchenbaum!

10. 3 months ago on Back to B.C.

    The clams discovered what’s afoot… they were just pulling our legs, then they clammed up!