I have what’s called Polycystic Ovarian syndrome and one part of the syndrome is we can grow male hairs on our face. I make jokes constantly that in the future I will have enough of a beard to join a circus.
Never tell a zombie you have no brains when you, a living person with brains, are standing in front of them. Of course you might be so stupid telling them this that they think you’re brainless and go after the cooks instead.
Talk about dead weight.