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1. 2 months ago on Baby Blues

   She could have gone with “Yellowbeard,” the oft-forgotten not-quite Monty Python movie starring Graham Chapman.

2. over 1 year ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   Actually, “legit not a trap” is on the opposite side of the train, on the engine. This is is the caboose we’re looking at.

3. over 1 year ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Girl: “Why don’t you get a job?”

   Benny Hill: “Wha’for?”

   Girl: “So you can make some money.”

   Benny Hill: “Wha’for?”

   Girl: “So you can retire some day.”

   Benny Hill: “Wha’for?”

   Girl: “So you don’t have to work anymore.”

   Benny Hill: “I’m not workin’ now.”

4. over 1 year ago on Crabgrass

   A tardigrade can.

5. about 2 years ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   If you gave them enough shovels, they could stack them and climb out.

6. about 2 years ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   At least she called her “Phoebe”…

7. over 2 years ago on Crabgrass

   Believe it or not, this actually happened to me. At my aunt’s house, I took a “mental picture” of my lunch and left the room to get a comic to read while eating. As she talked with my mother, my aunt ate one of my potato chips while I was gone. When I came back and looked at my plate, I said (albeit to my mother), “You ate one of my potato chips.” You should have seen the shock on my aunt’s face. Hilarious.

8. over 2 years ago on Baby Blues

   Daryl: “And don’t call me ‘Viola.’”

9. over 2 years ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   “Do you not have one?”?? Phoebe is starting to talk like Marigold.

10. over 2 years ago on Baby Blues

    No bet. I did indeed know that. Adler was also the voice of Cousin Boneless Chicken, as well as Buster Bunny (Tiny Toons), Ed & Bev Bighead (Rocko’s Modern Life), and countless others.