“I’m just glad that not everyone on the Secret Service is an insurrectionist-but I miss my wife.” “Well-here’s a picture of the First Lady, sir.” “Wait-is that Melania? Give me your phone.”
(December 2021) “Jimmy Fallon just tested positive! Shut everything down again!” (May 2022) “Jimmy Kimmel just tested positive…well, I guess that means we’re all out of lifelines.”
“Everyone else is on Zoom. We’re pitching in to send her flowers-isn’t it great that we don’t have an administration who makes us do drive-through COVID rallies anymore?”
Oh Nooooooo!