At 6 years old I tried getting my mother to quit by taking all the tobacco out of a couple of her cigarettes with my fathers dental tools and then putting them back in the pack. She popped one into her mouth and lit it. Almost set her hair on fire and she lost part of an eyebrow. Last time I was spanked.
That is really mild compared to the chaos in my mind. The emoji’s I would need would probably be banned by the Geneva convention and the Khitomer Accords.
Am I the only one that hears Lewis Blacks voice as the Wise Ass?