Yuck!
Not my gumdrop buttons!!
Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. Let them both out after 5 minutes and watch who’s glad to see you.
It’s not “1st Annual”, it’s “Inaugural “
If you get your hair cut every two weeks, you never look like you just got a haircut or you need a haircut.
The judge is not needed….you either clear the moon or you don’t.
I’m currently on two diets…I can’t get enough to eat on just one diet.
The difference between empathy and apathy….I don’t know and I don’t care.
Five second rule doesn’t apply if you have a two second dog…
How come gender reveal parties only have two choices…hmmm?
Yuck!