Perhaps the guy is a slowpoke in a Turkey Trot? Not sure how that makes it funny, but at least it might explain why he’s running all by himself two days after Thanksgiving?
Because the husband thinks the neighbor asked to borrow his “wife”. The shovel, because, neighbors are always supposedly asking to borrow tools. The skillet seems out of place here — maybe so the wife can cook something?
Perhaps the guy is a slowpoke in a Turkey Trot? Not sure how that makes it funny, but at least it might explain why he’s running all by himself two days after Thanksgiving?